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this is your connection to a feisty little italian girl who cant stop talking w/ her hands or stop mothering people. im in love with the stage. the only thing which truly upsets me(other than mean people), would be girls who dont cook for there men... ladies get in the kitchen where you belong... and guys, grow some balls and demand a home cooked meal? if you demand and she will not cook either she doesnt love you or shes not italian... might i suggest dumping her and courting the next italian chick you see. love her, marry her, have lots of babies... ok, i think i have offended enoght people for one day... "the saddest thing in the whole wide world is an empty cookie jar..." i need a cookie jar!
everything today is throughly modern
check your personality
everything today is starting to go
better face reality
its not insanity
says vanity fair
in fact,
its stylish to raise your skirts
and bob your hair
in a rumble seat the world is so cozy
if the boy is kissible
and that tango dance
they wouldnt allow
now its quite permissible
goodbye good goodie girl
im changing and how
so beat the drums cause here comes
throughly modern hollie now
everything today is throughly modern
bands are getting jazzier
everything today is starting to go
cars are getting snazzier
men say its criminal
what women will do
what their forgetting is
this is 1922
have you seen the way they kiss
in the movies isnt it delectable
painting lips and pencil
linning your brows
now its quite respectable
goodbye good goodie girl
im changing and how
so beat the drums cause here comes
throughly modern hollie now



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lunedì, dicembre 29, 2003
i feel so cheated... ive been working like crazy, so i could afford to take time off work so that i would be able to go down south and visit brion. well the idiots at san luis autobody wont have my car ready until the 8th or the 9th! its not even my fault that my car needs fixing. oh if i only knew voo-doo... that ass-wipe who hit me wouldnt have all his toes. so i am left w/ the option of travling by train, but then i would most likely not be able to go w/ him to disneyland on new years... and why in the hell would i go down there just so he could do stuff w/out me? oi! i want my car! now! ahhhhhh... this sucks... i havnt done anywhere or seen anyone yet; why me?

posted by Lirit on 18:18

domenica, dicembre 28, 2003
ive said it many times before, and ill say it again... sean astin is absolutely amazing! he was hot in goonies, he was hot in rudy, and guess what he is w/out a doubt the most gorgeous hobbit of them all. yes, most of you girls will argue that orlando bloom is the sex symbol it the trilogy, but you have all been mislead.

posted by Lirit on 15:11

giovedì, dicembre 25, 2003
oi vay! i cant handle this job! maybe ill go hunting for one later in the week... i guess there is a new dress shop opening, and supposedly there will be a billiard parlor down town soon! oh yeah, could you see me as a bar waitress? "how would you like your heineken?" (wink-wink) hmm... thats not a half bad idea... i really miss getting tips... plus im already use to being sexually insulted at work so getting slapped on the ass would almost be second nature. (brion might even encourage that behavior... if he thought id get paid more...) i wonder how hes doing... i wonder how many movies hes seen...
the fish doesnt look so good. since we brought him home hes only eaten one litttle pellet of betta bites. now he has this weird black stuff coimg out of his gills... its very sad. i hope he gets better soon... do you think he needs betta meds?

posted by Lirit on 07:59

martedì, dicembre 23, 2003
click here to see the prettist blog ive ever seen...
by the way... i hope you all have a wonderful festivus!

posted by Lirit on 16:03

lunedì, dicembre 22, 2003
so i just got to work. two hours or so after the earthquake. im really just writing this in hopes that brion will read it... thats if his computer is working. of course my cell phone isnt working, niether is my house line. we lost all the power in the apt.; i hope the leftovers dont go bad. some of the dishes craked, some things fell that were hanging on the wall. the fish is ok (he finally had something to eat...).
heres the damage report for the county... north san luis has no power, hwy 41 may be closed due to rock slides, twin cities hospital has some damage, one building colapsed in paso robles, the clock tower in paso has been reported as taking damaged and the paso robles inn was reported as the roof caving in, hearst castle has been evaquated, there are house fires in cambria, i just heard that 2000 homes are out in atascadero...
ill try to friendster you...
ok friendster isnt working here at dancris... ahhhhhh!
work is crazy right now. heres the plan... if a little kid calls me, im gonna use there call to call you at home...

posted by Lirit on 13:28

domenica, dicembre 21, 2003
ive just read some of your blogs people, and some things need to be addressed.

dear lyle,
i didnt mean to flake on you guys last week. i know i did but it wasnt planned. pms does strange things to me. thats not an excuse, its an apology...

dear friend of my boyfriend,
at what point did i begin to "secretly desipse you?" you must understand that unconsciously i dont return most messages. its not that i mean to do this... im just really bad about it. im sorry that you felt neglected by me and i admit fault, but in no way did i mean for you to think that i was avoiding you. im sorry.

posted by Lirit on 19:19

all see ya... thats all i got? i have mixed emotions about brion going home for the holidays. shouldnt this be a possitve experience? i can do anything! anything i want! go on a run... eat polenta... do all those lovely boaring non-entertaining things that keep people alive and well... i have so much time to get things done, yet if im stuck on missing him i know im not going to use the time. i feel alone again, like when trent went away to germany. no boo-whooing! i miss my companion... but he wont miss me. no, hell be welcomed w/ open arms from all who see him... hes just that guy; the one everyone is happy to be around. ahhhhhh! doesnt he... never mind. i cant wait to go down there for new years... we might ever go to disney land!

posted by Lirit on 18:51

giovedì, dicembre 18, 2003
so here i am again at work... i had over 300 emails to go over and delete. oi! brion is leaving soon for home, life will be so boaring... but i intend to work like crazy while hes gone and get rich! la la.
i want to go clothes shopping... or body shopping? i cant stand how short my torsso is! last night i went out and tried on sexy undies and lace sleep sets... it was very horrible... my boobs go half way down my front! where is my waist? ahhhhhh!
so im discontent... i have this urge to be on stage. i want to do my monologue from the middle ages... maybe since im going to have so much time on my hands w/ everyone gone ill finally be able to get some choreography done... hopefully this break will give me a chance to become more comfortable being social; since brion wont be truly happy w/ me until im a social butterfly. i need to get my wings!
people... call me to go do things... im not one to make the first move...

posted by Lirit on 09:44

mercoledì, dicembre 17, 2003
wow! long time no blog... so im working for gateway now... yeah. i really have nothing to say. my car is finally getting fixed, sadly i am now stuck w/ the 1994 tan mini van...
so ive made four appointments so far... i have so much shopping left... g-d! i hope no one is reading this...

posted by Lirit on 17:01

giovedì, dicembre 11, 2003
so i think dancris may soon have one less operator... today was my first day back since i started on the gateway project. ahhhhhh! i hate these people who keep calling me. whats more is i was on prepaid as soon as i clocked in; not a good way to start a day, especially at six am. i havnt made any commitions yet but its better than getting yelled at, hearing the word actually, and having people ask me for blow jobs... right?! maybe if they would let me add tues. at gateway... then id be making enough money to be yelled at and not really give a damn.

posted by Lirit on 06:24

domenica, dicembre 07, 2003
so im kinda sad... today was great! thats another story.
so this week i start in a new department at work. this is exciting except that once i got here i found out that i lost a day that i usually work... so im not gonna be making any more money than i already was. so im gonna be going into work more often, but my paycheck wont change... plus, i got the soundtrack to thoroughly modern millie today, and its nothing like the original.

posted by Lirit on 15:00

giovedì, dicembre 04, 2003
Fuze!these are nifty little drinks w/ tons of good stuff in them. im currently enjoying there BANANA COLADA drink...
200mg calcium
2500iu vitamin A
60mg vitamin C
15iu vitamin E
20mg vitamin B3
10mg vitaminB5
2mg vitamin B6
6mcg vitamin B12
WOW all this in 18 fl oz.

im gonna start making $800 a month! yeah! i gotta call my dad.

posted by Lirit on 06:31

martedì, dicembre 02, 2003
Party Idea!
Dreidle Drinking! so heres my plan... im guessing that you all have some idea of how to play dreidle. well instead of playing w/ money of chocolate coins ( because we are poor college kids and we are fat ) we will play w/ boos!
Nun: do nothing
Gimmel: everyone else takes a drink
Sin: player takes a drink
Heh: player appoints two people to take drinks
ps... if the game is held at my house there will be no falling over dunkeness happening... kenny and i dont have a lot of room for a slumber party... or get a ride!
bring your own drinks...

posted by Lirit on 11:20

hows this for shitty!
man of la mancha auditions were called last night... and i was actually ok w/ the job i did... this morning when i got to my phone there was a message from the director. "hollie, i was impressed w/ your audition, and im very interested in you. unfortunately we did not have enough men audition for the show. we do plan to hold auditions again at a later time this coming spring. we will call you personally when that time comes."
ahhhhhh! i blame this on all you guys out there...

posted by Lirit on 06:23