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domenica, novembre 30, 2003

so thanksgiving is over! and i have a new bed! yesterday when i woke up is said to hell w/ crutches... "im walking" so im walking now... tomarrow is my audition for man of la mancha... i must sing the first four verses of "its all the same". its not much, but ive never sang the song w/ a pianist...
oi vay! so thanksgiving is over and most of us survived... i think? anywho, the crazy shopping race has begun and im already sick of it; or should i say them! you know the type... so heres a little story for you.
i went to wal-mart the other day (im not proud), there were two women standing in line w/ there shopping carts. ones cart had about 20 or so of those horrid electric candy canes in it. well the other lady w/ her was very persistent about how the first women should get 10 red and 10 green candy canes so she could alternate colors...
im not sure just how the conversation ended...
this was my conclusion: why is it that people complain about how the holiday season is so expensive, yet they spend most of the money on meaning less crap that will either be thrown away in jan. or forgotten after a week? yeah, answer me that...

posted by Lirit on 15:22

giovedì, novembre 27, 2003

have you ever been freaking out, known you were freaking out, wanted to stop freaking out, but havnt been able to? welcome to my life... do they make a drug for this problem? seriously... someone should just slap me...
though you sometimes do come by,
the occational black eye.
you can always cover one, while he blacks the other one,
but you dont dare cry...
ive been real moody lately (i hope to blame it on my ankle and my period). anything will set me off. ill have a flawless day, and then w/out warning i become cranky and irritable. to be honest im glad brion is going home w/out me... he needs a break from me. by that time i "plan" to be mellowed out. uh-hu. gosh... ive been yelling a lot! you know what, im a brat! fuck waiting for new years... my right now resolution is to stop yelling! mostly to brion... but also to everyone... no more yelling! see, i even yell in typing... brion, have a good weekend off : *
(is that how you make a kissing smile face?)
posted by Lirit on 07:26

mercoledì, novembre 26, 2003

brion just stepped on my ankle... OOooach! oh it hurt! so now, unlike normal limbs that move back to the way they were before getting bumped, mine stays as it is left... (did that sentence make any sense what-so-ever?) yeah... i missed school today... when i first looked at the clock it was 9:26... if only it took 4min. to get up, get to my car, drive to school, find a parking spot, crutch to class, and do it all without brushing my teeth i my have gone for it... but sadly im at brions and my tooth brush is at home...
posted by Lirit on 09:50

martedì, novembre 25, 2003

i would like to take this blog to tell everyone out there that ho hum is not depressed! i guess people who read lyles blog now think hes sad about something... hes ho hum! say it w/ me ho hum... do you feel sad? no you dont... why you ask... because ho hum doesnt make you feel bad... given when you say ho hum you are not expressing a great deal of joy, but your not saying look at me im crying either... done
posted by Lirit on 09:03

brake a leg...i broke my leg!
wow... i always thought that the sound of music was painful, but this is ridiculous. twice now i have fallen on stage. so after the last song the curtains close and all of the nuns where to walk down the stairs and line up for curtain call. well, i was on the top step and when the curtains went down, and the lights went out i missed the rest of the stairs. i pulled myself off to the wings and was instantly surrounded by the entire stage crew. "its broken!", "its broken?", "hollie broke her ankle!", "oh no, get doc. baldwin...", "she broke her ankle!"

so everyone is touching me, and far to many people are asking me questions. funny, no one asked me if i thought it was broken... so larry (thats the doc.) gets to me, feels around for a whlie, looks at me and says "you need an ex-ray..." crap! dumb! stupid! it was only the matinee! we still had another show!

the emergency room was cold... brion was acting really weird. he seamed concerned, but couldnt stop laughing at me... my mom came... the doctor came... the ex-ray came... huh? weird... youll all have to ask brion what the doc. said... (hes does it perfectly)... but the show must go on! ever seen a singing nun... in cruches?

so this whole fractured ankle thing is really pissing me off... so im in pain but my mom hasnt given me my meds. yet... which i couldnt take anyway because i have to work... it hurts to sit, it hurts to stand... but most of all it hurts to walk. because of the crutches my wrists, arms, and sides are sore... on top of that pain i should be starting my period before the end of the week which will suck! brions been as sweet as he could be but because im gonna start my period soon im really emotional. this makes me bark a lot or i start crying because i think of how nice he is treating me... wow to me... ooooach

i had to edit this... i went to the doc. and he said that my ankle is not fractured! i have two torn ligaments...(i amost wish it was fractured) but here is the exciting news... ~1997~jaime clark (my sister) went to the orthopedic office complaining about some pain in her foot. the foot was then x-rayed, the doc. came to the conclusion that jaime had an extra bone in her foot! shes the only one in the world w/ that bone (we think). ~2003~ after examining my x-ray the doc. found that i to have an extra bone in my ankle! so jaime and i may have extra bones but they are not in the same place! could this heredity?

posted by Lirit on 06:51

giovedì, novembre 20, 2003

yeah, yesterday brion and i participated in an emergency services simulation. we were sent to the fair grounds at about 13:00 and were told to go find a place to hide. we walked around and then hid in the last chance saloon. the firemen found us after about ten min. they lead us over to the "first-aid center" where they left us w/ other victims w/out medical attention. so we sat and we sat and we kept on sitting. other victims were being discovered... we kept sitting there. after about one hour we started to wonder where the ambulance was. we kept on waiting... people were gonna die... no ambulance... people passed out... no ambulance. so at like 16:30 they brought us snacks... at 17:00 they fed us dinner. so brion and i told we would be transported to the hospital, but first we would have to go through detox (music) "dun dunduun". brion decided that he didnt want to get... but i did. so they had us put on old clothes and wait. so once again we waited. at this time we had all been out of character for over two hours of our guys where put on stretchers and told that there clothes would be cut off. anyways... i was one of the last victims to go through...

there were two emergency workers in biotoxin suits. they put me under the fire hose. ahhhhhh! that was cold. do you hear me? cold. one of the guy took me into the first tent. in the tent were two men who told me to strip (as if i wasnt cold enough). then they sent me out of the tent and into the half covered pool area. this was the weirdest part... there were three kittypools set in a row. next to each was a man in a bio toxin suit holding a hose and a wash cloth in a bucket. the first one began hosing my off and then sponging me down... this was quite strange but i was fine w/ it. then he patted my ass to clean it. that was as experience (i think i my have screatched when he did that...well it was cold... and it was my butt) so he said i was clean and directed me to the next kittypool. the same thing was repeated and then repeated again. cold, shaking, and a little violated i was told to go into the second tent. inside there were two more firemen waiting for me. one had a small towel and the other was holding up one of those waxy paper jump suits w/ the plastic zipper in front. they helped me to dress and sent me outside. coldness!

outside, an emt recorded my vivtal signs and asked me of my symptoms. brion would occasionally look over to where i was and smirk at me. after 30 min or so the emt told us that we would not be going to the hospital. so we waited for the other two hospital bound guy's to return and then we left.

i was cold, and man handled... but they did feed me!

posted by Lirit on 09:25

martedì, novembre 18, 2003

so, i guess bush has taken this marriage protection week thing to the next level... of stupidity! i call this bushs any dad is better than no dad plan... he is now spending millions of tax dollars to make single parents get married. but, hes trying to get the singles to marry the childs other biological parent. yes, yes, it is nice when people can work out there problems; but some should not live together... ever heard of a little thing called domestic violence? bush, i dont get it... are you just trying to raise happy families w/ happy children? what is wrong w/ having gay daddies? or a single mommy? yes, ill be the first one to say that there is a natural chemistry that goes along w/ having a mom and dad (thats why its worked for so long) but give other parenting methods a chance... bush, in what study did you read that only the original parents can be the best possible parents? the only thing i can prove is that in any family structure children grow up happy and healthy when they are loved... bush your an asshole! let the people who love these children (w/ "less than perfect families") be loved w/out having to explain themselves.


bush... what the hell
pres. bush seems to be having a mid-life crisis... have you heard what last week is now know as? marriage protection week (the week bush became really, really tiring). so he has a problem w/ gay people... and he wanted the world to know that. ok, why is he waisting time on this? waisting money on this?you must admit (whether your homophobic or not), that this is lame. lame lame lame...lame! time, money, all waisted. why you ask. ill tell you. because the man is having a rich kid style mid-life crisis! "my life is starting its downhill slide, so im going to make other people pissed and look inferior to the "normal" people in the world." ahhhhh! just look at the happy couple...(and what you can sign up as right below)
(...Marriage is a union between a man and a woman, and my Administration is working to support the institution of marriage by helping couples build successful marriages and be good parents...) so its good parents hes looking for. all right bush now youve got hollie on your ass. you want a nation w/ better parents... ill tell you how to get one. step1:stop spending money (on fuct stuff like this) and get the countys dept down. step2: higher the director. keep it gay keep it gay keep it...2 3 kick turn. turn turn kick turn. step3:make it so that only one parent has to work (aka housewives are back in business)(now you have someone to supervise the youngens) step4: now that our economy is back on track you can put money into schools and restart the homeconomics programs! your result=happy families because kids are well taken care of+gee, the crime rate might go down because kids arnt on the street at seven learning usful skills like this is how we use drugs and hurt others.

posted by Lirit on 07:19

giovedì, novembre 13, 2003

i think i lost my wallet! oh no! alright... i had it at chillie peppers last night when brion and i had dinner. i put it on the table w/ the drinks...brion sat down...i got the food...brion got the drinks... we left... oh no! it was like 11:00. how long where they open after that. do you think they have it for me? brion wouldnt leave it there, he would notice before i would...are people in this town honest? my sos card is in there...credit card...drivers id...this could be very bad...everything is in there...

ok so during my lunch break at work i went to the restaurant in hopes of finding the missing piece of cow w/ my life savings in it! well, as most of you have guessed... they looked at me and shrugged. so the search continues. here is my new idea (because im a cock-eyed optimist) brion must have stuck the wallet in his pocket, since he had to carry the drinks; so the wallet is most likley in his pants still, waiting for me on his bedroom floor... by the way... brions never really lost his keys, they were in his backpack... oh that silly boy.

the mystery has come to as end... brion, being ever so clever, hid the wallet in his coat... sadly i almost ran out of gas due to the insident but my car is safe at chevron and will be fed shortly...the end
posted by Lirit on 08:25

martedì, novembre 11, 2003

so brion watched the jungle book for the first time and i came to the conclusion that he is balou the bear... ( is that how you spell his name? )seriously. watch the movie and youll see how they are one 'n the same...( look hard, youll see it )!

also, as most of you know the sound of music is now playing in paso robles... i dont really think its worth the drive but if you wish to support brion and myself get your tickets soon as we close in two weeks...

ps. ill try to find the number for the box office...
posted by Lirit on 13:05

sabato, novembre 01, 2003

so brion has the smallest mattress that ever was, and its defiantly not ment for two people. well last night i slept over at his place and was smacked around all night! first he rolled over on me, i moved. then he rolled some more, i pushed him back. then he flung his arm over his head and slapped me right in the jaw. so im sitting there wondering for 10 min. how much longer this going to last? it wasnt over. brion rolled over once again landing on my arm... i decided to ignore this, but then i noticed his arm... it came flying through the air and landed right on my breast. ahhhhhh. pain. nope, he still wasnt done moving! (girls dont read this) brion then started turning to lay on his belly. so the arm that had just smashed my womanhood, soon became an elbow that was supporting half his weight... poor boob. i didnt cry? i wanted to scream... but paul was sound asleep. brion beware... im gonna fight back next time...
posted by Lirit on 13:30