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this is your connection to a feisty little italian girl who cant stop talking w/ her hands or stop mothering people. im in love with the stage. the only thing which truly upsets me(other than mean people), would be girls who dont cook for there men... ladies get in the kitchen where you belong... and guys, grow some balls and demand a home cooked meal? if you demand and she will not cook either she doesnt love you or shes not italian... might i suggest dumping her and courting the next italian chick you see. love her, marry her, have lots of babies... ok, i think i have offended enoght people for one day... "the saddest thing in the whole wide world is an empty cookie jar..." i need a cookie jar!
everything today is throughly modern
check your personality
everything today is starting to go
better face reality
its not insanity
says vanity fair
in fact,
its stylish to raise your skirts
and bob your hair
in a rumble seat the world is so cozy
if the boy is kissible
and that tango dance
they wouldnt allow
now its quite permissible
goodbye good goodie girl
im changing and how
so beat the drums cause here comes
throughly modern hollie now
everything today is throughly modern
bands are getting jazzier
everything today is starting to go
cars are getting snazzier
men say its criminal
what women will do
what their forgetting is
this is 1922
have you seen the way they kiss
in the movies isnt it delectable
painting lips and pencil
linning your brows
now its quite respectable
goodbye good goodie girl
im changing and how
so beat the drums cause here comes
throughly modern hollie now



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sabato, novembre 25, 2006
byron is still in jail, i hate it...
i miss him

posted by Lirit on 16:14

lunedì, maggio 08, 2006
people are over...
i'm lonely

posted by Lirit on 22:58

venerdì, dicembre 30, 2005
i fucking hate being confused!! i want someone to hold on to. what the hell! i hate people. why? every time i open myself up all i get is a world of hurt. this is why i don't open up. this is why i don't have any real friends. i can't stand being trampled on... i don't even know why i feel hurt. nothing bad has been done to me... personally...
i need a hobby, but there are no upcoming auditions for me to prepair for. no shows that i want to do. he didn't do anything wrong... i don't think i did either. maybe theres just no "clicking" right now. i must be in a funk. so why do i feel so shity? why do i want to scream?
sat. is new years... and a crapy start is in store for yours truly.
(G-d this is a whiny blog)...
never get involved, never open up... its the only way to be safe.

posted by Lirit on 16:18

sabato, dicembre 17, 2005
i'm now a certified Phlebotomist! yeah for me! whoa, i haven't been here in a long time. sorry blog

posted by Lirit on 14:17

venerdì, settembre 16, 2005
we broke up... thought you should know

posted by Lirit on 01:56

domenica, luglio 24, 2005
HASH(0x8e83864)
You got HIMURA KENSHIN (From Rurouni Kenshin)!!!
This young feminine looking man is an expert at
the Battō-jutsu (sword drawing technique,
known in modern times as Iaido). He doesn't
want to cause harm to others, so his blade on
his sword is reversed. He is a humble wanderer
that travels to many villages, and he might
stumble upon yours. Be kind to him and avoid
anything that might upset him or he might lose
control and turn into a killing machine!


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posted by Lirit on 15:05

domenica, luglio 17, 2005
This is a totally true story!!!!!!!

After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up
on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He
said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from
long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his
family and to thank his new father-in-law for
providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his
deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair,
including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said
this was his gift for everyone, and asked them to open
their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his
bride having sex with the best man. The groom had
gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired
a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests'
reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the
best man and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to his
bride and said, "F---you!"

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm
outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing the next
morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding
immediately after finding out about the affair, this
guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were
wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over
$32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and
best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
reputations in front of 300 friends and family
members.
Awesome

posted by Lirit on 23:45